🚀 Enterprise Dashboard Solution

DevOopsTV™

Your Metrics, Always Ignored in 4K™

Finally, a way to display your Grafana dashboards on massive TVs that absolutely nobody will ever look at. Because nothing says "we're data-driven" like expensive screens showing charts to empty hallways.

Happy colleague who definitely looks at dashboards
Peak Performance Ignorance

Features Nobody Asked For

We've packed DevOopsTV™ with cutting-edge features that ensure maximum visibility with minimum attention.

Seamless Discord Notifications

Get alerts that nobody reads either! Our advanced notification system ensures your #alerts channel stays permanently muted.

4K Ignorance Display

Crystal clear metrics that look absolutely stunning while being completely ignored by everyone walking past.

Dark Mode Support

Charts look cool and mysterious in dark mode, perfect for maintaining that "we're technical" vibe while unnoticed.

Auto-Refresh Every 30 Seconds

Constantly updating data that changes faster than anyone can process, ensuring peak confusion for the rare observer.

Motion Detection

Automatically dims when nobody's looking (which is always). Saves power while maintaining professional appearance.

Multi-Dashboard Rotation

Cycles through 47 different dashboards every 10 seconds, ensuring maximum information overload and minimum comprehension.

What Our Users Are Saying

Assem's pixelated avatar

"LFG!"

- Assem, DevOps Engineer

👨‍💼

"Our office looks so much more technical now. I assume the numbers are good?"

- David, Product Manager

👨‍💻

"It's like having a very expensive screensaver that occasionally shows red numbers."

- Andrew, Web Lead

Pricing That Makes No Sense

Choose your level of expensive ignorance. All plans include the same features, just bigger screens.

Free
$0

per month

24" TV that nobody notices

  • 1 Dashboard
  • Basic Ignorance
  • Email Alerts (Unread)
  • Standard Confusion
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Pro
$299

per month

55" TV for premium ignorance

  • 10 Dashboards
  • Professional Ignorance
  • Discord Notifications (Muted)
  • Advanced Confusion
  • Dark Mode
Enterprise
$999

per month

85" TV for maximum ignorance

  • Unlimited Dashboards
  • Enterprise Ignorance
  • Custom Alerts (Ignored)
  • Maximum Confusion
  • White-glove Ignorance Setup

Ready to Start Not Looking?

Join thousands of companies who have successfully implemented DevOopsTV™ and achieved peak dashboard ignorance.

Observe, Stare, Do Nothing

Cool gorilla with sunglasses - the ultimate dashboard viewer
Peak Dashboard Energy

When you're the only one who actually checks the metrics and everyone else just walks by the 85" display like it's wallpaper.